forty.
the number of minutes i've left my face mask on because it hurts like a mother pulling it off.
this stuff rocks, tho.
yes, i am in a wife beater. shut up, i live in memphis.
ninety.
the number of minutes i have spent browning my buns in the past week.
resulting in my face shedding like a snake. reason for {see above}. think i'll regret this when i'm sixty?
three.
the number of jobs i am now working after getting my third one yesterday.
but really, my second one should not count since i only work about 5 shifts a year. just enough to get an awesome discount.
number three is gonna be awesome. i was offered the part time assistant manager position. they will totally work with my work/kiddo schedule. i'm debating weather or not to take it.
two hundred and twenty one.
the amount of money i owe the state of mississippi for an outstanding speeding ticket.
why do they keep mailing me notices? save your postage, I KNOW i have not paid.
90 in a 65, i was in a hurry. i'm pretty sure i have an outstanding warrant in that state. but really, who needs to drive to the state of mississippi anyway? this is where job number three will be helpful.
thirty.
the number of minutes it took me to tweeze and pluck my own eyebrows tonight.
can't go to the salon, because i am broke as fawk. {see above. and i really need to stop buying clothes.}
five.
the number of hours i wasted this weekend watching Jenna Marble videos on youtube.
i blame my bestie for this new obsession.
three thousand.
the amount of furniture i financed yesterday.
i can't believe these folks approved me, don't these people know how broke i am? suckas!
oh well, again - this is where job number three will be helpful.
and i can't wait to sleep in my new comfy bed!
one.
the number of twenty year old blog drama queens i pissed off this week.
but what can i say, those begging for attention really bring out the bitch in me. i can't hold my tongue, or well.. fingers. i've debated blogging about this just because i find it so amusing. and well, because her bangs/hair really needs to be called out. if sandy bullock can't pull it off, what makes you think you can? i know, i'm bad. bad bad bad. thoughts?
sparkles, nail polish and mean girls y'all!
twenty.
the number of ounces of starcrack i drank at 7pm leaving me wired as can be two hours later.
five.
the number of new blog followers i gained this week.
hello y'all!
link up your blog in the comments below so i can come visit.
two.
the number of babes still wide awake bouncing off the walls on a school night at nine while i sit on the couch blogging, texting and watching batman forever.
mother of the year over here.
peace out.
12 comments:
You're rockin' black face while wearing a wife beater? Yep, you're definitely from Memphis.
That's a lot of jobs! I couldn't do that.
I think we should both share that mother of the year award ,I'm no better!!!
I came back to comment again because I can't sleep. EFFING TORNADO DRILLS!
Anyway, I want to put 'Meet Jenna Marbles' on my Bucket List. That is all. Good day.
What kind of mask is that??? Loved this post, and if the job is that flexible maybe you should try it and see if you love it. Pretty furniture! :)
And I'm totally going to have to check out this Jenna Marbles..
Bwahahaha, love that quote from ecards! Pinning it NOW!
Hahahahahah oh the bangs.. I know the feeling... I like all of this!
We have the same phone case :) and I am sooo w you about the begging for attention! It gets on my nerves!
i totally used to have 3 jobs too! people that dont have a hard work ethic bother me. good for you for working hard to have the life you want. i love the wife beater. i rock em too!
I swear I stop reading for a few days and I miss everything!!! ;)
Three jobs - dayyyyum girl. I haven't had jobs like that since I was 20 something. I don't know if I could keep up but congrats to you! WORK IT SISTER!
I’m in a wife beater (or similar Old Navy tank top) every single night. I always thought I’d love to work at a kid’s store part time for the discount! How do you manage only a few shifts a year? I want that job! I LOVE Jenna Marbles! Pretty furniture! OMG!!! The bangs! Thanks for calling her out!
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